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B-75. Home Schooling The National Education Association believes that home schooling programs based on parental choice cannot provide the student with a comprehensive education experience. When home schooling occurs, students enrolled must meet all state curricular requirements, including the taking and passing of assessments to ensure adequate academic progress. Home schooling should be limited to the children of the immediate family, with all expenses being borne by the parents/guardians. Instruction should be by persons who are licensed by the appropriate state education licensure agency, and a curriculum approved by the state department of education should be used.
The Association also believes that home-schooled students should not participate in any extracurricular activities in the public schools.
The Association further believes that local public school systems should have the authority to determine grade placement and/or credits earned toward graduation for students entering or re-entering the public school setting from a home school setting. (1988, 2006)
And, since the NEA has had their shot at us, I thought I’d try one in return:
B-75. Public Schooling The (fictitious) National Homeschool Parent Association believes that public schooling programs based on parental choice cannot provide children with a nurturing childhood. When public schooling occurs, all small children attending must all have a lap to sit on, and a stuffed animal to hug. Older children should have comfy armchairs. The children must be able to go to the bathroom when they need to, and have cups of cocoa, animal crackers, and a good book nearby. When public schooling occurs, children must not be subjected to boring textbooks, tests that have confusing answers, or have their square corners sanded off to fit into someone else’s round holes. Instruction should be by persons who care about the children, and know their middle names without peeking at a list to find out. An interesting curriculum should be used.
The Association also believes that publicly schooled children should not have their free time monopolized by extracurricular activities in the public schools that restrict full student-body participation because of grade point averages or talent tryouts. French Club doesn’t have a French test for members, why should the football team?
The Association further believes that parents should have the authority to take their children out of class or gorgeous sunny days to go for walks, on rainy days to splash in puddles, and on snowy days to ride on sleds.
Other rewrites are welcome.
posted by Valerie




Re: parents retrieving children from school
Orange will redo policy after storm delays kids, 28 August 2007, Orlando Sentinel, Orlando, Florida
Lightning Lockdown Prompts Changes, 29 August 2007, Central Florida News 13
How did the schools in Pine Hills, Winter Park or Orlando handle school dismissal that day? A search doesn’t show any other controversies.
Comments on the parents’ complaints and talk of lawsuits centers on the conjecture that the parents would also sue if the children were hit by lightning after the school dismissed them. The point missed is that the parents are not threatening to sue because the school did not dismiss the children at all, but because the school did not release the children to their parents after the parents arrived at the school to collect them. For lawsuit purposes, once the school releases the children to the parents, there should be no grounds for a parent suing regardless of what happens after they leave the school. Schools are supposed to ‘parent’ the children while the children are in their care, not ‘parent’ the parents.
Of course, this is an extreme situation, and the first time something like this happens, there are many Monday-morning-quarterbacks slicing and dicing the situation. The point that the extreme situation highlights, though, is who has the ultimate decision-making power over the children? When parents enroll their children, do they give up all parental authority?
I posted this on my sister’s blog, in which she quoted yours, and she encouraged me to come here and post this for you. Here’s my idea of a rewrite:
B-75. Public Schooling: The (fictitious)National Home Education Association believes that public schooling programs based on BUREAUCRATIC choice cannot provide the student with a comprehensive education experience. When public schooling occurs, students enrolled must meet all state curricular requirements, including LEARNING TO READ FUNCTIONALLY, MAKE CORRECT CHANGE, AND LOGICAL EVALUATION OF PROPAGANDA. Public schooling should be limited to the children of FAMILIES IN IMMEDIATE DISTRESS, with all expenses being borne by the parents/guardians. Instruction should be by persons who are PROVEN TO BE BOTH CAPABLE AND COMPASSIONATE and a curriculum approved by the PARENTS should be used.
The Association also believes that public-schooled students should not
participate in any HOMEWORK IMPEDING extracurricular activities OUTSIDE the public schools. (THAT’S WHAT SCHOOL TIME IS FOR.)
The Association further believes that local PARENTS should have the authority to determine grade placement, ESPECIALLY FOR ADVANCED OR STRUGGLING STUDENTS, and credits SHOULD BE GIVEN toward graduation for students’ EDUCATIONAL LIFE EXPERIENCES.
Thanks for the contribution, Melinda.
Family Unschoolers Network (FUN) did a re-write for an earlier NEA resolution about homeschooling (identical to this year’s).
FUN 2000-2001 Resolutions (see site for links in text)
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